Police say a Florida man had his eye on a couple of "ladies" at a local bar... bought them some drinks... then found out they were really men.
Josue A. Hernandez, 27, allegedly broke bottles, started fights and raised enough of a ruckus that cops were called.
I don't see why Hernandez is so upset -- it's far better to learn these things while you're still in the bar than later on, after you bring them home.
And good for the wo/men, too -- police say Hernandez was a equipped with a large hunting knife, "normally used for the skinning and gutting of deer and other large animals and was in no way a common pocket knife based on its blade length and design," according to naplesnews.com.