"Hank's on Board"

When Hank realizes that his friends take annual fishing trips without him, because he is very controlling, he tries to stop being so bossy. However, his friends end up getting into more trouble. When the guys turn the fishing trip into a vacation for all the families, Bobby buys a metal detector with the grocery money and takes Peggy with him to look for treasures.

"Bystand Me"

Hank gets Bobby a job as a newspaper delivery person for the Bystander to help him practice his pitching.

But Bobby makes a deal with Dale who delivers the papers while Bobby sleeps in the back of the truck. Peggy gets a job with the Bystander as a helpful hints writer. Though, she can’t think of anything to write. She gets Minh to give her ideas for the column in exchange for giving her the answers to the New York Times crossword puzzles a day early.

"Bill's House"

Bill takes care of the Hills when they are sick. When they recover, Hank helps Bill find a volunteer job at a halfway house for men. When the halfway house temporarily closes, Bill offers to house the residents.

"Harlottown"

Hank and Peggy try to save the Teakettle of the Mount, which is a large rock that is shaped like a teakettle. While doing so, they learn that the town of Arlen was discovered by “Harlots,” which leads the Texas Film Awards to visit the town.

"Orange You Sad I Didn't Say Banana"

When Hank and his friends help Kahn build a swimming pool in his backyard, Ted Wassanasong tells Kahn and Minh that they have lost their Laotian culture.

This accusation causes Kahn and Minh to become less Americanized.

"You Gotta Believe (In Moderation)"

Hank tries to save the Arlen High baseball program by organizing a softball game with his team and the Ace of Diamonds and His Jewels team. Instead of allowing the Ace of Diamonds and His Jewels to win and to entertain the audience, which is what they have paid to see, Hank attempts to win the game.

"Business Is Picking Up"

Although Hank wants Bobby to shadow him at Strickland Propane for his school’s career week, he winds up with a business, in which he learns about picking up poo. When Bobby realizes that this business can be profitable, Hank tries to teach Bobby the importance of having respect for the type of job performed.

"The Year of Washing Dangerously"

Kahn buys a car wash and almost ruins the business by not spending the proper amount of money on it. Buck buys into the business so that it can be saved, which would mean that he could still participate in car cruising nights at the car wash. When Hank is asked to help renovate the car wash, Kahn does not want to listen to his ideas on what to do. Meanwhile, Peggy and Bobby realize that Nancy does not take Peggy’s calls when she sees her name on Caller ID.

"Hank Fixes Everything"

Buck hires the American Chopper team to help save Strickland Propane; however, they make things worse. Hank then tries to help by talking with the local propane stores; however, they begin price-fixing. Bobby, Luanne, and Lucky wait in line for tickets to “Brownsville Station.”

"Church Hopping"

Hank is upset when his seats at church are taken by a new family, and he switches to a new church. When his obligations with the new church become overwhelming, Hank tries to return to his original church. Meanwhile, Peggy gets an office job at the new church. She quickly annoys the preacher.

"24-Hour Propane People"

Hank tries to show Buck that working is fun after Buck is kicked out of the local strip club. Buck then tries to make working at Hank’s propane store more fun, which annoys the store’s employees. Hank then tries to get Buck back into the strip club in an attempt to get him away from the store. Peggy and Bobby misuse the “press pass.”

"The Texas Panhandler"

Bobby becomes a panhandler to earn money for stylish jeans that he thinks will make him popular. The panhandling eventually leads him to popularity. When Hank learns what he is doing, he makes Bobby return the money.

"Hank's Bully"

When a ten-year-old boy taunts Hank on Hank’s lawn, Hank get’s even by taking the boy’s bike. The boy’s parents then accuse Hank of stealing. Peggy and Dale enter a taxidermy contest together.

"Edu-macating Lucky"

When Peggy tutors Lucky to get his G.E.D., she realizes that he wants to earn it before proposing to Luanne. She then decides to teach him the wrong facts so that he fails the test and is unable to marry Luanne. When Luanne becomes pregnant, Hank and Peggy decide that the couple must be married even though Lucky did not earn his G.E.D.